the first rule of thesaurus club is that you don’t speak, talk about, discuss, chat about or communicate about thesaurus club
compliments i received today
- your head is really triangular
Thats the only compliment I receive everyday
(Source: nomercyshown)
I’m not gay but I would fuck John Stamos
- average teen girls: i'm not your average teen girl.
- kia optima: i'm not your average mid-sized sedan.

got my mind on my money, money on my mind……..
stacks on deck
(Source: pugsleyaddam)
Grammar is my greatest joy in life.

Reason 456863 why Dylan is perfect.
Today at cross country practice we were running and i saw an insane Clown Posse logo sticker on a car’s rear view window. I’m still furious.
